she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Randomize
