your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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