hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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