My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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