Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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