he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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