im having a threesome with these popsicles
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He better not be in your backpack
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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