3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
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