I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I can't turn off my feet"
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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