it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
They woke me up at 4 in the morning screaming "drunk adventure time!" because they needed a sober chaperone. They made me walk them around the block shoeless.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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