People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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