I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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