thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
If last night was a preview of 2015, I quit.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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