when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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