I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
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