As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Randomize