he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
You have to summon your inner elephant
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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