You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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