How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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