I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
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