found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
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