Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
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