I have demons in me.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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