When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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