Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
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