She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I have just disproved the common belief that it is impossible to have mediocre sex in a fire truck.
The fire in my vagina flames on. Fucking terrible firefighter
My liver just had a heart attack.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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