oh god the rape fog is back!
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Randomize
