quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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