Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
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I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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