Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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