I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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