He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We have so much sex to catch up on
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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