More tranny stories later!
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
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