lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Randomize
