The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Dick very happy bro
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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