I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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