3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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