sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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