i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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