But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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