My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
What a dumb baby whore.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
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