hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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