GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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