Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
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