I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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