I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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