Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
There is a drunk marine passed out on my porch. Mandy wouldn't sleep with him, Can you please come remove him?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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