So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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