i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
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