in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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