I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
He brought a TOOTHBRUSH and TOOTHPASTE with us on our date..... I want to go home and forget I ever decided to be nice and go on this date in the first place...... A TOOTHBRUSH!?!?!
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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