he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
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