I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I pointed at him and said “there goes mr fuckwad”
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