I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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