Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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