Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
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