he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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