We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Breaking up as roommates was a poor life decision. I'm sorry. Thank you for never shitting on the floor.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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