whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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