Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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